apparently a shit ton of peopel go to acen??????? and im looking at the pictures and wow theyre all cuties
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
my sexual orientation is [[REVVING INTENSIFIES]]
my preferred pronouns are [[REVVING INTENSIFIES]]
“…But everyone just calls me ‘Dad!”
I replaced every “You” In Taylor Swift’s Trouble with the “You” From Soulja Boy.
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid